If one more person calls me brave...

... I'm gonna f-ing body slam them.  I am NOT brave, which is why I'm totally freaking out at this point.  And I'm also not all oblivious to the fact that by "brave," at least 90% of you mean "crazy."  So save your patronizing f-ing flattery for someone else, k?  Awesome, glad we've clarified that. Thanks.

(note: okay, I'm officially a horrible person, but do know that this rant is not directed towards anyone who actually reads this blog, nor, probably, anyone who even knows what a blog is )